I haven’t seen the inside of the shed, or touched a tool in at least a month, and my paws have become as soft as lye on delicate fingers. My handshakes are now slippery, as if my palm is just a raw chicken breast, slapping against a stranger’s well-worn right mitt.
I imagine the tools are rusting inside of the poorly ventilated woodshop, as I find reason…
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